Hi, I’m Alice. I am the fifth most hated woman on the internets. Under the username “partypants” I created and maintain the website Get Off My Internets.
I live in Brooklyn, NY with my dog Loliver and my cats Pancakes and Bacon Bill.
I collect souvenir refrigerator magnets from different cities I visit, or that friends send me during their travels. My fave food is regular Taco Bell tacos. I smoke Pall Mall Lights. I drink moscato. I sing loudly when I get drunk.
By trade I am a web developer (php/mysql/etc). It’s about as exciting as it sounds.